Great woe of Malaysia
By TAY TIAN YAN
Translated by SOONG PHUI JEE
Can a Perang Besar (big war) take place in Malaysia?
The Malay-language newspaper Utusan Malaysia has such a topic as its cover story in one recent issue.
I could not help but laughed, spurting coffee over the newspaper, when I read the headline.
I am sorry, the newspaper cannot not be read anymore.
A a great civil war, a Perang Besar in Malaysia?
Could it be some aliens have actually sneaked into the country, pretended to be Malaysians and are trying to make troubles by fabricating incidents and sow the seed of hatred to create such a war?
We cannot dismiss it as impossible because we can always find such similar plots in the war movies.
If that is the case, then it would be a big problem that should not be underestimated. We should take it seriously and carefully.
I dried the newspaper with a hair dryer, and read the article again, very carefully with a high degree of rigorous research attitude to find some clues.
The more I read, the more I found it susceptible, and the more I panic.
The cause of the war quoted by the Utusan Malaysia is full of signs of alien invasion and mischief-making.
According to its report, controversial Perak mufti Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria had received three copies of a "new" Federal Constitution during a ceramah in Alor Setar. It was said that some important and sensitive provisions had been omitted in the "new" Federal Constitution, which was going to replace the existing Federal Constitution. And it was said that a Perang Baser could take place in Malaysia.
Various signs showed that it might be a monkey business by aliens.
First of all, no one at the ceramah had actually seen who had given the mufti the '"new" Federal Constitution. It was curious and seemed to be done by invisible aliens.
Secondly, no one has admitted to have drafted the purported "new" Federal Constitution. It was not drafted by the BN, and the Pakatan Rakyat has denied having anything to do with it, too. It might be done by aliens, a third force to fight for power.
Thirdly, loyal Malaysians do not oppose the existing Federal Constitution. Instead, both the BN and the Pakatan Rakyat have repeatedly claimed to defend it, and requested each other to comply with it. Only aliens might dissatisfy with the current Federal Constitution.
Fourthly, no one can actually pass and implement the "new" Federal Constitution. Even if we want an amendment to it, it has to be drafted by the Attorney-General's Office, endorsed by the cabinet, passed by at least two-thirds of the Dewan Rakyat members, sanctioned by the Dewan Negara and approved by the Yang di-Pertuan Agong and the Conference of Rulers.
It is not a simple matter to make amendments to the Constitution.
Unless if it is done by aliens, who might have their own way.
As an influential newspaper, the Utusan Malaysia should set up a special team to investigate and expose the conspiracies of the aliens.
Perhaps, it can also set up a special task force to launch a great war against the aliens.
As for the rest Malaysians, we will continue be law-abiding and peace-loving people.
Sin Chew Daily
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