The Bumi/Pribumi of Malaysia

Is Najib a Bumi?

The answer is No.

Then WTF is Najib?

Answer: He is an a Malay or more accurately, a Bugis Malay originally hailed from the Spice Island ie. Sulawesi. Scientifically, he is not an aborigines or indigenous natives (source:FuckYeahPedia®).

So WTF is Bumi?

Definition by FuckYeahPedia®

It's a class of human looking but actually evolving primates who have no qualm to betray their own kind, lie about their ancestry, totally comfortable with hypocrisy, and absolutely have no dignity. Very fond of cheating, stealing, and in some cases, killing with no remorse whatsoever. Such despicable and dangerous creatures are also known as L2 (Low Life) scientifically.

Slang. Scumbag

Famous Bumi include a former premier of Malaysia who is well known for shamelessness, spinelessness, and he is proud to be associated with just about any nauseating shits. Below are some senior members of a Bumi gang called Perkasa, which is the beacon of Racism and Humanity Crime.

Gang members of Bumi & Pribumi HCO (Humanity Crime Organization), Perkasa

No one really know where do they originally came from (except for their boss whose name at birth 'Kutty' suggest he is a native of Kerala) but judging from their appearance, we believe resemble the hominids usually found in the Indian continent. However, none of them will admit their Indian ancestry. They all say they are the aborigines of Malaya and they all call themselves 'Bumi' or even "Pribumi' in an attempt to confuse the local natives as well as the majority immigrant Malays.

The Bumi (Mamak) Pribumi (Sakai?) rights gang Perkasa today told PM Najib Razak that he must do all he can to address the economic woes of Bumi/Pribumi, or risk losing their support (less than 1% of the population today) in the next general election.

He warned that Umno and the PM would lose the votes of the Bumi/Pribumi should the government continue to kowtow to liberalization and globalization and allow the erosion of Bumi/Pribumi abuse of economic privileges, which he said are enshrined in the federal constitution!

A very scary threat indeed.

Below is ring leader of the notorious Bumi/Pribumi gang, Perkasa: -

Founding Father of Perkasa, the world's biggest HCO (Humanity Criminal Organization)

Bumi Pribumi Mahathir Mohamad Kutty

(FuckYeahPedia®: Mahathir Mohamad Kutty is a Bumi originally hailed from Kerala, India)

In order to sound even more indigenous, the Bumi also call themselves Pribumi, meaning the Bumi of all Bumis.

WTF is that?

Well, just imagine Englishmen calling themselves Pri-English or Arabs calling themselves Pri-Arab, something like that ...

Give me a break lah, WTF is Pri-English, Cavemen? Or WTF is Pri-Arab, Monkeys?

Good question. I gotta leave that with the Pribumi, the father of all Bumi.

FuckYeahMalaysia® has advised the Bumi and Pribumi (the only facial hair?) to find a plastic surgeon and get their asses bleached till they at least look like Polynesian before telling everyone they are not Indian apes of some sort (Sorry, FuckYeahMalaysia® consider those who lied about their ancestry for financial reasons as immature or not fully evolved 'apes').

Picture: The Father of Bumi and Pribumi