Where On Earth Were You?
Today is earth hour and billions around the world will participate in this global and noble campaign to do their part at least they try, to save a bit of energy for our well being really.
It will be a tremendous sacrifice to those who need to switch that mutation stuck on them, their mobile or computer or the latest fad pads! But try we must as it challenges us to make sacrifices and feel what it is to be a human without the contraptions glued to our eyes or fingers or mind!
So during Earth Hour tonight 8.30 to 9.30 pm what will you be doing? Hmmm does making love during that hour burns the right kind of energy?
And while on this earth subject, the one that is consuming this part of Earth in BolehLand has to do with a soiled son affair with a certain alien courtesy of a Threesome expose of sex on a tape and what lies ahead for the accused!
Though the so called accused was not even identified, a certain opposition leader at once denied vehemently it was not him and had proof of where he was and what he did during that supposedly time when the act was taped!
It was the talk of the morning with friends on this BolehLand's latest 'I saw what you did last few nights ago!' The interesting bits of the conversations were:
What is this ole man trying to do as if he is not well known globally already?
What a perfect timing for this expose to resurrect this scandal just when an e*ection, opps election is pending even though its a small e*ection, the state election that is, it has got everyone's attention, right?
Where on earth was he if he claimed he had his finger on the keyboard twittering when it showed there was a gap the alleged boinking took place?
He must be a serial boinker sex fiend and on a 25 hour horny high needing to plant his presence when the small brother gets the better of his head!
The Model-T made Ford a rich famous man, while our three 'Ts' are going to be equally famous and perhaps richer too?
He really is a soiled son! of the soil which will surely make the other soiled licker a lesser crook right?
Told you about the danger of social media. When you voluntarily tweet your life to the whole world, they expect to see your reality life show live 25 hours a day.
Why didn't he also keep twitting or facebooking during his boinking?
Stupid, his hands were on the other pad pad and was probably face-boobs-ing at that time!
Goes to show that social media can't compete with natural tendencies right?
Not really, because I know of girlfriends and wife complaining and vice versa of the blackberry, iPad and vibrating hardware coming literally into the act at the moment they are coming hah!
But he could have asked someone to tweet on his behalf while be was boinking right?
But why would he ask these trio to come along if they were sworn enemies? Is he planning his won conspiracy for some political gain or garner public sympathy, huh?
Maybe these three share the same interest, remember one like younger girls right while the alleged fello is having a quarrel with his supposedly kopi boi, yes? They just like to boink and love the kink of being taped too, hah!
Oh they needed to come among because you need witness as one religion demands to convict right?
But why would he want the religious court to convict him? Shouldn't the court convict the others too for allowing a wrongful act to be committed before their eyes? So they all are just as guilty right?
Maybe the other two didn't get a chance to boink so they took vengeance?
How come noone go and catch the gurl and how did they know she was a pros? Shouldn't we also trace this alien unless it turns out to be another District 9 that happened at around 10 pm huh?
But the family claimed he was around?
Yes, around the corner somewhere and they could be lying right?
You mean about his kopi boi act too?
Maybe who knows only those who committed it know?
So who wants to tell they are dis! honest l iars?
Well one leader admitted?
Yes he did because he did it and the evidence was clear?
This one also clear what?
Ah but this one he denied?
So the question in everyone's mind is. WHERE ON EARTH WERE YOU during the alleged act?
Celebrate Earth Hour then and if you subscribe that making love during this blackout burns the right energy, make sure the phone camera, recorder and lights are switch off too, huh?
It will be a tremendous sacrifice to those who need to switch that mutation stuck on them, their mobile or computer or the latest fad pads! But try we must as it challenges us to make sacrifices and feel what it is to be a human without the contraptions glued to our eyes or fingers or mind!
So during Earth Hour tonight 8.30 to 9.30 pm what will you be doing? Hmmm does making love during that hour burns the right kind of energy?
And while on this earth subject, the one that is consuming this part of Earth in BolehLand has to do with a soiled son affair with a certain alien courtesy of a Threesome expose of sex on a tape and what lies ahead for the accused!
Though the so called accused was not even identified, a certain opposition leader at once denied vehemently it was not him and had proof of where he was and what he did during that supposedly time when the act was taped!
It was the talk of the morning with friends on this BolehLand's latest 'I saw what you did last few nights ago!' The interesting bits of the conversations were:
What is this ole man trying to do as if he is not well known globally already?
What a perfect timing for this expose to resurrect this scandal just when an e*ection, opps election is pending even though its a small e*ection, the state election that is, it has got everyone's attention, right?
Where on earth was he if he claimed he had his finger on the keyboard twittering when it showed there was a gap the alleged boinking took place?
He must be a serial boinker sex fiend and on a 25 hour horny high needing to plant his presence when the small brother gets the better of his head!
The Model-T made Ford a rich famous man, while our three 'Ts' are going to be equally famous and perhaps richer too?
He really is a soiled son! of the soil which will surely make the other soiled licker a lesser crook right?
Told you about the danger of social media. When you voluntarily tweet your life to the whole world, they expect to see your reality life show live 25 hours a day.
Why didn't he also keep twitting or facebooking during his boinking?
Stupid, his hands were on the other pad pad and was probably face-boobs-ing at that time!
Goes to show that social media can't compete with natural tendencies right?
Not really, because I know of girlfriends and wife complaining and vice versa of the blackberry, iPad and vibrating hardware coming literally into the act at the moment they are coming hah!
But he could have asked someone to tweet on his behalf while be was boinking right?
But why would he ask these trio to come along if they were sworn enemies? Is he planning his won conspiracy for some political gain or garner public sympathy, huh?
Maybe these three share the same interest, remember one like younger girls right while the alleged fello is having a quarrel with his supposedly kopi boi, yes? They just like to boink and love the kink of being taped too, hah!
Oh they needed to come among because you need witness as one religion demands to convict right?
But why would he want the religious court to convict him? Shouldn't the court convict the others too for allowing a wrongful act to be committed before their eyes? So they all are just as guilty right?
Maybe the other two didn't get a chance to boink so they took vengeance?
How come noone go and catch the gurl and how did they know she was a pros? Shouldn't we also trace this alien unless it turns out to be another District 9 that happened at around 10 pm huh?
But the family claimed he was around?
Yes, around the corner somewhere and they could be lying right?
You mean about his kopi boi act too?
Maybe who knows only those who committed it know?
So who wants to tell they are dis! honest l iars?
Well one leader admitted?
Yes he did because he did it and the evidence was clear?
This one also clear what?
Ah but this one he denied?
So the question in everyone's mind is. WHERE ON EARTH WERE YOU during the alleged act?
Celebrate Earth Hour then and if you subscribe that making love during this blackout burns the right energy, make sure the phone camera, recorder and lights are switch off too, huh?
YAHMEH!!!
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