The 10MP Key Points and what it means

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By Hakim Joe

First of all, let us investigate a so-called Thrust.

Charting development for a tall income republic It doesnt say most about a acceleration factor yet as good as conjunction does it have some-more aged to pick nations. Let us put it this way; Indonesia is a tall income republic whereby a normal income is IDR250,000. Work four months as good as we have been a millionaire! 6 pct expansion target Wishful thinking. Ahem 6% expansion in 4 years equates 1.25% expansion a year. Per capita income to enlarge to RM38,845 (US$12,139) by 2015 And a pouch of 10kg rice will price RM100 by then. Creating in isolation sector-led economy Meaning a supervision will privatize some-more profitable supervision agencies as good as leave those non-profitable ones for a subsequent PM to handle. Supporting innovation-led expansion Whatever it equates to Full practice Kakakakakakakaka Restructuring of subsidies From almost non-existent to absolute zero.

Now we shall investigate a Allocations. The 10MP has been allocated a sum of RM230 billion which will be distant in to 60% physical development as good as 40% non-physical development.

The 10 Big Ideas (who came up with all these monikers anyway?) are:

Internally driven, externally aware Sound similar to someone being raped. Leveraging upon farrago internationally As quoted by Koh Tsu Koon though what does it mean? Transforming to high-income by specialisation Specialization of WHAT??? Unleashing productivity-led expansion as good as innovation Do we meant which we have been hoarding them so distant (to eventually unleash them now?) Nurturing, attracting as good as maintaining tip bent All crafty dicks have been to have their passports impounded. Ensuring peculiarity of opportunities as good as safeguarding a vulnerable Applicable to po! lite ser vants usually Concentrated growth, thorough development Slogan for (failed) Iskandar Development Region (IDR) Supporting in effect as good as smart partnerships Umno-Umno partnerships Valuing sourroundings endowments Go hug a tree (I said hug not f) Government as a rival corporation Sounds similar to taxation hikes

And we have a twelve National Key Economic Areas:

Oil as good as gas Oil: To remove all internal subsidies.

Gas: What we let go from indigestion.

Palm oil as good as related-products Get BNM to do another corner a marketplace similar to what we attempted to do with tin ore. Financial services To have some-more Swiss accounts Wholesale as good as sell To assign RM100 per permit for particular products being retailed in shops. Sell 100 items, need 100 licenses. Tourism Grab those Thai tourists right away which their people have been uprising opposite their Gomen. Information as good as communications record Get Mossad in to do a wiring of a brand brand brand brand brand new Parliament. Education Get some-more Nigerians to study here. Electrical as good as electronic Electrical: More coal dismissed IPPs

Electronic: MEC redux?

Business services PKFZ??? Private healthcare Build some-more super-expensive in isolation hospitals with hotel-like foyers. Agriculture Felda??? Greater Kuala Lumpur Whats so great anyway? Anyone seen a large potholes here of lately? Greater potholed KL

Now we get to a Key Sectors:

ATTRACTING TALENT Talent Corporation to be set underneath PM's Department in 2011 to source tellurian tip bent together with in in between Malaysian diaspora We need some-more Nigerians to imitation some-more USD for us. Simplify hiring of unfamiliar bent Did we people occur to embody RELA in this? Flexibility for unfamiliar bent to shift jobs From housemaid to PRO China dolls. Spouses of unfamiliar bent to take up practice ! As hou sewives??? Exemption for unfamiliar bent to bring in unfamiliar domestic help Malaysia apropos United Nations No time extent upon practice visa of learned unfamiliar bent earning some-more than RM8,000 per month And assign them RM96,000 to replenish their visas any year. Open visas to be released to tall learned unfamiliar professionals My lassie is highly learned in mopping floors as good as soaking dishes. Highly learned unfamiliar professionals authorised to squeeze houses costing RM250,000 as good as upon tip of Yeah, strike their pockets. National Talent Blueprint by 2011 to brand bent needs of priority mercantile sectors Identify, maybe. Training suitable candidates, no.
ENHANCING BUMIPUTERA ECONOMIC PARTICIPATION thirty pct target Bumiputera corporate equity stays Hahahahaha. What has changed? Develop a Bumiputera blurb as good as industrial community we thought which was already achieved? These people already have their HQ during Umno Building. Create stronger as good as some-more rival industry champions Sounds some-more similar to a Bumi enforced monopoly. Broadening resources ownership to ensure sustainability Means some-more than 30%. Promoting Bumiputera representation in high-paying jobs by extended capacity office building as good as demand-side incentives And afterwards get a improved competent non-bumis to work as their assistants.

EMPLOYMENT To grow during 2.4 pct yearly to emanate 1.4 million jobs often in services zone All a Gomen needs to do is to follow a Indons as good as Burmese out from a restaurants as good as we would have right away combined 3 million jobs. Employment to strech 13.2 million jobs in 2015 Statistics Department maneuvers. Full practice standing with stagnation rate of 3.1 pct in 2015 Full practice = 3.1% unemployment???

RAISING EMPLOYABILITY Standardized as good as recognition of Tec! hnical E ducation as good as Vocational Training (TEVT) by Malaysian Skills Certificate Forcing a GLCs as good as Foreign companies to sinecure MARA graduates. RM150 million to sight 20,000 propagandize dropouts Of BN descent only??? RM7.5 million to sight coaches, instructors as good as facilitators Coaches, instructors as good as facilitators of what? Strengthening performance enlightenment in universities Let us copy a Indonesian informative dance

REFORMING LABOUR MARKET More stretchable work marketplace How??? Bend over as good as get Upgrade skills of existing workforce MARA perhaps? Do recollect which MARA usually admits Malays Enhance Malaysia's capability to attract as good as retain tip bent Foreigners to be granted Bumi status. RM80 million for Relief Fund for Loss of Employment from 2010 to 2012 to yield good to workers retrenched though remuneration Better get retrenched in in between 2010 as good as 2012 though not after that. Part-Time Work Regulations underneath Employment Act 1955 to be introduced to tap workforce from amongst housewives, retirees as good as disabled persons Not even enough full-time jobs around though need to emanate part-time jobs. Increase female work force from 46 pct in 2010 to 55 pct in 2015 Legalize those China Dolls!!! RM500 million any to yield loans to workers as good as propagandize leavers for precision as good as skills upgrading Great if a RM500 million reaches its dictated targets RM50 million to go upon a relating grants for precision as good as skills upgrading of tiny as good as medium craving employees Who is in assign of SMIDEC these days? RM50 million to account apprenticeships involving some-more than 8,000 students From MARA usually RM50 million to co-sponsor employees to obtain industrial PhDs Then have those PhDs quit elsewhere RM350 million allocated to go upon programme of partial monetary good for PhDs in inte! rnal universities started in 2009 Why a trouble? Just buy it lah.

INFRASTRUCTURE TO SUPPORT GROWTH/PRODUCTIVITY Broadband penetration of 75 pct by 2015 With speeds of 1kb/hour RM2.7 billion to build roads as good as rails leading to key ports as good as airports to urge trade efficiency as good as logistics systems And who is starting to get a closed tender contract? Energy confidence by development of pick sources i.e. hydro, coal as good as liquified healthy gas by 2015 Oh no not another Bakun Dam.

INCLUSIVE SOCIO-ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT Elevate livelihoods of 40 pct of households How??? Ensure Bumiputera mercantile participation From 30% to 95% (5% left for MCA & MIC) Reduce poverty from 3.8 pct in 2009 to 2 pct in 2015 Need during regulate what a classification is. Used to be RM300, right away it is RM200 Raise normal monthly income of bottom 40 pct of households from RM1,440 in 2009 to RM2,300 in 2015 But forgot about a acceleration rate Increase percentage of SPM qualification as good as upon tip of in bottom 40 pct of households from thirty pct in 2009 to 45 pct in 2015 Passing mark right away is twenty out of 100. Education good for young kids from bottom 40 pct of households Selective selection?

SOCIAL SAFETY NET Housing good for rural bad With home loans usually from CIMB as good as upon trial by a Gomen opposite defaulters. Affordable housing as good as low-cost housing stretched for urban/semi-urban bad 161,000 brand brand brand brand brand new affordable housing planned though usually 78,000 allocated for a poor. Income await for eligible groups inside of 40 pct of households when subsidies have been restructured Eligible groups? Who makes a decisions? Income await for disabled aged as good as singular mothers One of a improved programs though will it happen? Encourage GLCs to tailor CSR program! mes to t arget a needy S.L.W.K.T.K.W.S. (Sounds Like What Koh Tsu Koon Would Say) 1Malaysia clinics stretched to civic bad as good as pick underserved areas Alias Biro Tatanegara

SPECIAL TARGET GROUPS Halve poverty in in between Orang Asli communities in Peninsular Malaysia to 25 pct in 2015 Convert them as good as shift their standing to Bumiputeras as good as afterwards put them upon Gomen subsidies. Reduce poverty in in between Sabah ethnic minorities from 22.8 pct to twelve pct as good as Sarawak ethnic minorities from 6.4 pct to 3 pct Financial good to Chinese brand brand brand brand brand new villages to replenish land lease, ascent homes as good as account commercial operation Operative word is brand brand brand brand brand new villages. What if there have been no brand brand brand brand brand new Chinese villages? Improve access to basic comforts in estates as good as re-skilling programmes for displayed estate workers What does displayed estate workers mean?

BASIC INFRASTRUCTURE 6,312 km of brand brand brand brand brand new roads in Peninsular Malaysia, 2,540km in Sabah as good as 2,819 km in Sarawak to good 3.3 million people nation-wide Built by BN cronies. Clean H2O to 99 pct rural households in Peninsular Malaysia, 98 pct in Sabah as good as 95 pct in Sarawak Meaning 1% in Peninsular Malaysia, 2% in Sabah as good as 5% in Sarawakwill get unwashed water. Electricity for rural areas almost 100 pct in Peninsular Malaysia as good as 99 pct in Sabah as good as Sarawak More coal-fired power plants being lined up. At least a singular 1Malaysia telecentre in any sub-district (mukim) to foster broadband And afterwards extent their use to 5G a month (very possible as a normal speed is 1kB/second.

BUILDING A PROGRESSIVE AND MORE INCLUSIVE SOCIETY Empowering women a key agenda by augmenting numbers in preference making, ! work for ce, await for widows, singular mothers as good as low-income women Women to be comparison as supervisors as good as Men to be comparison as administrators. Eliminating all forms of taste opposite women One of a improved plans though who do we get to enforce it? Youth development programmes to emanate era of forward-looking, educational driven as good as career achievement era Vroom Vroom (Mat Rempits) National Youth Skills Institute (IKBN) skills courses to be stretched to offer greater options as good as additionally soft skills as good as caring precision New skill courses embody how to have $$$ though operative (Political Science 101) Lecturer Extraordinaire: KJ Number of girl associations to enlarge from 5,000 to 11,500 More associations to have military reports opposite a Opposition Protection of young kids to be extended by peculiarity childcare services as good as extended reconstruction centres as good as kid welfare homes Monthly fees have been RM5,000 per kid (meals not included). Community recognition programmes to strengthen young kids interest 1Malaysia perhaps? Police screening for kid carers to address issues of abuse RM500 per applicant (No taking given) Alert complement similar to U.S Amber Alert circular for lost/missing young kids To be printed upon all Maggi Mee packets becos which is all we will usually be equates to to afford. Emphasis upon illness as good as contentment of comparison persons to live dignified as good as fulfilling lives And how is a Gomen gonna do that? 100 pct taxation remission upon costs to retrain comparison persons to be continued Nothing brand brand brand brand brand new here. Database underneath Jobs Malaysia for comparison persons will be promoted to enlarge greater recognition for those looking for jobs First we need to get a employers to sinecure them. Creating a database wont help. Day caring centres for comparison persons to be stretched From 100 block! feet to 101 block feet. Government to actively pursue 1 pct practice for persons with disabilities in polite service We already have thatwe have a lot of exceedingly financially disabled polite servants. Government to demeanour in to establishing specialized guidance institutions as good as vocational schools for persons with disabilities A for Apa macam, encik? (Normal doubt when stopped for traffic offences)

EDUCATION SYSTEM Revamp preparation complement to focus upon doing as good as smoothness capacity And afterwards get a teachers to sweep a floor as well. Reinforce significance of values as good as ethics in preparation complement More books for a students to carry. Schoolbags right away import in excess of 10kgs. 181 Permata centres to be set up throughout country With an enrolment of 181 specifically comparison students (preferably from BN parents) Pre-school enrolment to be increasing from 87 pct by 2012 as good as to 92 pct in 2015 One of a improved suggestions doing is of course another thing. Entry age for schooling to be lowered from 6+ to 5+ in line with most grown countries One some-more year for in isolation early guidance institutions to strike a parents wallets. RM400 million for Literacy as good as Numeracy Screening (LINUS) programme in in between 2010 to 2012 to ensure all students have basic literacy as good as numberacy skills after initial 3 years of initial preparation What have been a teachers doing in classes (assuming which they have been present in class)? Strengthen guidance of Bahasa Malaysia as good as English Yeah, SPM A achievers in English who cant speak a word of England-nish. Investments in propagandize infrastructure as good as facilities generally for rural schools in Sabah as good as Sarawak Definitely not in Sibu or Sri Tanjong. RM140 million to rise 100 tall performing schools by 2012 Managed by our 1st Lady wannabe no doubt. RM160 million for p! rerogati ve programme in in between 2010 as good as 2012 for conduct teachers as good as principals What about a bad teachers? Leadership precision for 14,000 propagandize officials any year by Institute Aminiuddin Baki from stream turn of 8,000 Institute Aminiuddin Baki = Biro Tatanegara???

VIBRANT LIVEABLE CITIES Making peculiarity of hold up core of civic projects Good peculiarity of hold up or Bad peculiarity of life? It doesnt say Planning communities as good as neighbourhoods Sounds similar to gerrymandering. Development to inspire living, operative as good as camp inside of same compact areas One room, 200 block feet flats. Focus upon seamless open ride connectivity But we all have to turn in to sardines initial Pedestrian-friendly travel network twenty feet walkways as good as 15 feet roads equals large traffic jams (refer to Bukit Bintang) Open spaces as good as green corridors Bring out a paint! Restoration of rivers as good as waterfronts a priority in cities. Enhance enlightenment as good as humanities stage More pubs to be lined up during these places. Hasan Ali eat your heart out! Support for artists in form of creative grants/loans to emanate art enclave or perkampungan seni What??? Encourage a hosting of general humanities as good as informative events Justify spending RM500 million upon a Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra. Attract general bent to create, premiere, perform as good as exhibit in Kuala Lumpur No hardly dressed ladies as good as long haired men greatfully (except Kitaro) consternation if it can be a pick approach around? Ugh Malaysia Truly Asia Centre to be grown as an iconic tourism end to showcase Malaysian culture, art as good as heritage Featuring Bali dances

RAKYAT-CENTRIC PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM Continued efforts to integrate travel planning in internal as good as national master plans And afterwards acce! de to a concession to a little BN fella to begin pciking up toll. Bus Rapid Transport (BRT) complement to be considered to couple expansion centres in a Iskandar region of Johor Need to do which becos nobody wants to deposit in IDR Government will review potential of expanding Suruhanjaya Pengangkutan Awam Darat (SPAD) range to Sabah as good as Sarawak pending successful doing in Peninsula Botaks prerogative for signing a ISA warrants. Cashless ticketing complement opposite all sixteen open ride operators in Greater Kuala Lumpur MEPS to assign surcharge of RM1 per transaction.

TRANSFORMING HEALTHCARE Health Ministry to enforce peculiarity caring in both open as good as in isolation sectors You meant which it isnt now? Review of financing options to conduct taking flight price as good as ensure healthcare stays accessible as good as affordable Financing Options??? 197 brand brand brand brand brand new clinics costing RM637 million will be finished in initial half of 10MP i.e. 156 clinics in rural areas as good as 41 community illness clinic Closing down of 197 aged clinics in Pakatan areas 50 additional 1Malaysia clinics to be set up in civic bad as good as over underserved areas Manned by 1Malaysia doctors. OMG!!! Four brand brand brand brand brand new as good as four replacements hospitals costing RM600 million will be finished in initial dual years of 10MP. They embody National Cancer Institute as good as a Cheras Rehabilitation Centre However no competent doctors to male them because a Gomen forgot to allot supports for them. Mapping of existing healthcare providers to brand gaps to streamline illness service smoothness You meant in isolation healthcare providers? BTW, who owns Pantai Healthcare? Mobile clinics, drifting doctor services as good as encampment illness promoters to be stretched to remote areas Ringringringring (no answer)

ACCESS TO QUALITY AND ! AFFORDAB LE HOUSING 161,00 brand brand brand brand brand new units of open housing Demolishing 200,000 aged open housing inside of a golden triangle Housing designs to incorporate Green Building design as good as record At what cost? Wont be affordable anymore. 78,000 units low-cost open housing units for competent individuals of less than RM2,500 per month 161,000 brand brand brand brand brand new open housing though usually 78,000 have been allocated for a poor. Who owns a pick 83,000 units? One sovereign group obliged for federally-funded housing instead of multiform ministries as good as agencies One Ring to Bind Them AllOne Pengarah to Sapu them All. RM500 million to set up Housing Maintenance Fund to assist residents of both open as good as in isolation low-cost houses for vital repair as good as maintenance based upon 50-50 relating grants from residents This equates to which a low price home owners need to feet a pick RM500 million. Government to go upon good to rehabilitate deserted projects What about starting after a developers which abandon a projects after pciking up a down payments?

SOLID WASTE MANAGEMENT Federal supervision assumes full shortcoming of plain rubbish government from internal authorities Full shortcoming to PRIVATIZE them later? Collection of household plain rubbish to be privatize to 3 concessionaires with stipulate negotiations expected to be finished by end 2010 What did we tell we people go on, ask me for a 4 numbers. Other in isolation operators to be protected to operate plain rubbish government as good as open cleansing services More expenses for a layman Next in line for privatization will be a non-solid air management. You pay according to a distance of your nostrils. Waste pick up for households twice a week as good as daily for soppy markets. Existing 112 unsanitary landfills to be closed as good as rehabilitated, a little t! o be upg raded to sanitary landfills. Whos gonna get this yummy contract?

SAFER STREETS AND SAFER COMMUNITIES RM2.04 billion for programmes to inspire volunteerism to fight crime Oh RELA. Reduce crime index by 5 pct yearly 2015 to cut overall crime by a entertain Better inform a criminals. Increase volunteer military by 5,000 by 2015 Oh no some-more draculas in uniform. The odds opposite creation a clean (and illegal) U-turn diminishes RM2.4 billion to ascent military stations, living quarters as good as urge career prospects to be a cause of military No comment really! Improve effectiveness of diagnosis of drug addicts to revoke crimes driven by drug abuse Feed them sleeping pills by a buckets. RM120 million to await Skim Rondaan Sukarela underneath Rukun Tetangga Get a legal day off from work a subsequent day. RT chits sold during RM20 each. Discount available for bulk purchases. Expand Rakan Cop intrigue for adults to report crimes or questionable function via SMS But no a singular is manning a SMS centres. RM150 million allocated for Safe Cities Programme Safe Cities in a taking flight crime environment?

VALUING THE ENVIRONMENT Renewable appetite target of 98MW by 2015 to minister 5.5 pct to sum physical phenomenon era But not to rural areas. Phasing out illuminated light bulbs by 2014, to revoke carbon dioxide emissions by 732,000 tonnes as good as reducing appetite use of 1,074 gigawatts a year No some-more travel lights. States speedy to gazette forests generally H2O catchment areas Thought which was a Fed Gomen job? More trees to be planted with non-government organisations What about Gomen organizations? Step up doing of Clean Air Action Plan Tell which to a Indonesians Implement Central Forest Spine of 4.32 million hectares in Peninsular Malaysia as good as Heart of Borneo of 6 million hectares in Sabah as good as Sarawak And afterwards accede t! o a litt le BN association a joist concession. National Tiger Conservation Action Plan to be implemented to enlarge protection as good as enlarge tiger population Roar! What about a draculas in uniforms?