A Queer Queer Case
Was with frens who live very private gender preference lives even though one can guess from their behaviour they are really giving off so much stereotype signals that their attempts at hiding their preference seem a futile effort.
"We are actually not living a double life. It's just that we are consistent with our preference and not make it obvious among 'normal' crowds," one flamboyant personality said.
"Besides, the normal fellos always get away with committing the worse and most degrading kind of perverts and immodest behaviour. They are allowed to flirt and behave a slut on the prowl for innocent girls and when they do it openly, society applauds them for living out their 'manly' true nature," another complained. "If we were to show a slight hint of feminism, we are being branded as evil, corrupt and psychologically deranged people and those belonging to a holier than thou religion, face the worst form of humiliation and ridicule!"
Soon the topic shifted to the week's most famous case of 'acts against the order of nature'. This time of more insights into the world's most examined derriere involving ex kopi boi and his former master.
"It's a sensational, unimaginable, extraordinary and exceptional case, froth with so many inconsistencies and illogical so called scientific or medical explanations with equally bizarre legal rulings that have not only left normal folks flabbergasted but even the gay community shaking their heads in disbelief," said another.
Why so?
"It's not about his extraordinary photographic memory of remembering the IGP number having heard it only once, but also about the timing of the act. Odd, with super memory, there still can be inconsistencies in some of the account."
"But this is BolehLand, they are living up to their 'apa pun boleh' (anything is possible) dictum even if the public or sane observer questioned 'mana boleh' (how is that possible)?
From limotil explanation to why our poor fello seem to be happy doing a self constipation to now tear, no evidence still somehow evidence penetration has occurred to now a new first in BolehLand again, as reported below
A Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL) surgeon who examined Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan claimed today that seminal fluids can remain in a person’s rectum up to 72 hours after being sodomised. “When a person ejaculates into the anus, how long would the fluids remain in anus area before it trickles down?” asked lead prosecutor Datuk Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden. “About 72 hours,” was the answer given by the bespectacled doctor.
However, the doctor maintained that upon examination he found that Saiful’s rectum was empty despite the fact that Saiful had complained that he had not defecated since he was sodomised.
Dr Razali said that the likelihood of seminal fluids remaining in the rectum depended on a person’s anal functions, or when a “mass movement” occurs.
“In some cases, you can still get samples within the 72 hours as the anal canal is not straight,” said the doctor.
The general surgeon also said it was still possible for a person to pass motion and still retrieve seminal fluids from the rectum, as some samples may remain “stuck” there...media reports Nov 22, 2010
"I know you don't need to take drugs or drink or become a smoker to know the harmful effects or signs of overdose or addiction, even if our MACC Deputy Prosecutor thinks it's necessary to have undergone suicide by strangulation as well as falling from the seventh floor to support a forensic statement," said another. "But in this case, no leakage for 72 hours?"
"Hey don't look at me, I don't do such acts against nature that your fellos do to know if it's true?" a straight fren try to convince the rest he is an au naturale lover!
"Ello you don't need to ask a queer as they are more straight fellos doing the A think than the queer community. I am sure in that courtroom, there are more straight fellos who have done it more times in more places and with more women than the accused!" said the queer defensively.
"Maybe he got a plug and was wearing it or as the doctor said the anus' not straight and our victim must have a lining filled with huge ridges that collected what was allegedly deposited in the valley of pleasure. You know his bottom must he like his top, the throat that is. Even if u stand on your head your food won't flow out. Our boi may have an extraordinary passage way to be able to trap the fluid in his lower orifice" another gave his pop logic to understand the doctor's medical expert opinion which he can't remember reading where.
"Gosh I will leak like a cracked dam if my partner does a creampie on me!" one had no qualms of confessing. "And you want me to believe our boy have special valves like a female tiger or marsupial to prevent it from leaking! I'm sure the whole queer community are joining the billions of their straight fellos who similary have a love for doing things against the order of nature laughing at our medical experts. In fact each time I creampie I can't help laughing thinking it's not going to come out anytime so soon so you don't need to waste tissue and you can just flop over and snore like a satisfied hog!"
"You watch too many National Geographic, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet to come to that observation," I remarked. "Besides you ain't no Saiful who has such extraordinary amazing natural gifts!"
"You don't need to ask the queer fellos if the doctor's statement is leak proof! Just ask those Jalan Alor 'service provider' and they will tell you a thing or two!"
So this latest revelation has dispelled the public assumption that our victim's constipation is inhumanely impossible. Simply becoz the doctors couldn't find any waste product. Logic will tell us if you ain't got nothing there, whatever gravity you apply, nothing gonna come out right?
And we give the benefit of doubt to our extraordinary victim who has showed he is an exceptional genius and super human of soughts that has been endowed with exceptional anatomical faculties to defy gravity preventing juices ingested from even springing a wee bit of leak or even moisture where the supposed intrusive object deposited is now considered most valuable DNA in the world!
When this episode is over, our victim has a job waiting for him as the military bois must surely employ him to teach their men how to control their faculties and defy gravity so that in battle they would never need to waste time attending to the call of nature!
But it doesn't matter if he had constipation or did a 'mass movement' or his canal is gravity defying. Whether from swab here or there or from a test tube our victim kept after the act is secondary. The important fact is they got probably DNA evidence doesn't matter from where or how old, perhaps?
"It's too bizarre and extraordinary as the case goes by. I have a snickering suspicion that towards the end they are going to do a TBH suicide note and said our boi kept the rubber that was used and that’s how they got the DNA!" the same same couple remarked.
“Probably the case will be concluded after the GE, no? Becoz these Pakatan fellos are not going to form the next government so the case can be concluded and go either way, power has already been won so the verdict will not have any bearing or impact on the election results, right?” I postulated.
"We are not dealing with ordinary gays or acts against nature that these two seemed to be the only one who has done it and created the greatest sin man has known to warrant a global media expose as well as crucifixion awaiting the accused." one concluded.
And what of yours truly cynicism with a tinge of sarcasm in the conclusion of our entertaining discussions..."Well, as most see it as a hypocritical case, you need lots of controversial twists and turns so that it is not anymore seen as a conspiracy but in letting the whole world know that our medical expert are genius in discovering a flurry of very exceptional medical cases rarely occurring that seem to burst forth in frequency and succession in BolehLand."
"The remarkable thing is such rare medical cases are concentrated on a singular person and singular act repeated over several times and even across borders we are told! And all these warrant us entry into the Guinness Book of Records, Ripley's Believe it or Not and even the Medical Guinness Book of Records if ever there is one!"
Aren't we all glad we are contributing to the advancement of many branches of medical, forensic studies, criminal investigation, psychology and even legal opinion and judgement with the kind of evidence being produced, explanations made, judgement passed or disapproved? Not forgetting a new branch of journalism being spawned in reporting cases that involved acts against nature that millions are boinking each sec of the day and get away with it, except our poor ole 'god sent' man, huh?
And who said BolehLand isn't a land of innovation and 'invention?' The remarkable revealations of this case as well as the still unknow how TBH died should stop the brain drain and draw many milions to come here to work and invent, pun intended, new discoveries no?
"it's such a queer queer case, no?"
"We are actually not living a double life. It's just that we are consistent with our preference and not make it obvious among 'normal' crowds," one flamboyant personality said.
"Besides, the normal fellos always get away with committing the worse and most degrading kind of perverts and immodest behaviour. They are allowed to flirt and behave a slut on the prowl for innocent girls and when they do it openly, society applauds them for living out their 'manly' true nature," another complained. "If we were to show a slight hint of feminism, we are being branded as evil, corrupt and psychologically deranged people and those belonging to a holier than thou religion, face the worst form of humiliation and ridicule!"
Soon the topic shifted to the week's most famous case of 'acts against the order of nature'. This time of more insights into the world's most examined derriere involving ex kopi boi and his former master.
"It's a sensational, unimaginable, extraordinary and exceptional case, froth with so many inconsistencies and illogical so called scientific or medical explanations with equally bizarre legal rulings that have not only left normal folks flabbergasted but even the gay community shaking their heads in disbelief," said another.
Why so?
"It's not about his extraordinary photographic memory of remembering the IGP number having heard it only once, but also about the timing of the act. Odd, with super memory, there still can be inconsistencies in some of the account."
"But this is BolehLand, they are living up to their 'apa pun boleh' (anything is possible) dictum even if the public or sane observer questioned 'mana boleh' (how is that possible)?
From limotil explanation to why our poor fello seem to be happy doing a self constipation to now tear, no evidence still somehow evidence penetration has occurred to now a new first in BolehLand again, as reported below
A Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL) surgeon who examined Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan claimed today that seminal fluids can remain in a person’s rectum up to 72 hours after being sodomised. “When a person ejaculates into the anus, how long would the fluids remain in anus area before it trickles down?” asked lead prosecutor Datuk Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden. “About 72 hours,” was the answer given by the bespectacled doctor.
However, the doctor maintained that upon examination he found that Saiful’s rectum was empty despite the fact that Saiful had complained that he had not defecated since he was sodomised.
Dr Razali said that the likelihood of seminal fluids remaining in the rectum depended on a person’s anal functions, or when a “mass movement” occurs.
“In some cases, you can still get samples within the 72 hours as the anal canal is not straight,” said the doctor.
The general surgeon also said it was still possible for a person to pass motion and still retrieve seminal fluids from the rectum, as some samples may remain “stuck” there...media reports Nov 22, 2010
"I know you don't need to take drugs or drink or become a smoker to know the harmful effects or signs of overdose or addiction, even if our MACC Deputy Prosecutor thinks it's necessary to have undergone suicide by strangulation as well as falling from the seventh floor to support a forensic statement," said another. "But in this case, no leakage for 72 hours?"
"Hey don't look at me, I don't do such acts against nature that your fellos do to know if it's true?" a straight fren try to convince the rest he is an au naturale lover!
"Ello you don't need to ask a queer as they are more straight fellos doing the A think than the queer community. I am sure in that courtroom, there are more straight fellos who have done it more times in more places and with more women than the accused!" said the queer defensively.
"Maybe he got a plug and was wearing it or as the doctor said the anus' not straight and our victim must have a lining filled with huge ridges that collected what was allegedly deposited in the valley of pleasure. You know his bottom must he like his top, the throat that is. Even if u stand on your head your food won't flow out. Our boi may have an extraordinary passage way to be able to trap the fluid in his lower orifice" another gave his pop logic to understand the doctor's medical expert opinion which he can't remember reading where.
"Gosh I will leak like a cracked dam if my partner does a creampie on me!" one had no qualms of confessing. "And you want me to believe our boy have special valves like a female tiger or marsupial to prevent it from leaking! I'm sure the whole queer community are joining the billions of their straight fellos who similary have a love for doing things against the order of nature laughing at our medical experts. In fact each time I creampie I can't help laughing thinking it's not going to come out anytime so soon so you don't need to waste tissue and you can just flop over and snore like a satisfied hog!"
"You watch too many National Geographic, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet to come to that observation," I remarked. "Besides you ain't no Saiful who has such extraordinary amazing natural gifts!"
"You don't need to ask the queer fellos if the doctor's statement is leak proof! Just ask those Jalan Alor 'service provider' and they will tell you a thing or two!"
So this latest revelation has dispelled the public assumption that our victim's constipation is inhumanely impossible. Simply becoz the doctors couldn't find any waste product. Logic will tell us if you ain't got nothing there, whatever gravity you apply, nothing gonna come out right?
And we give the benefit of doubt to our extraordinary victim who has showed he is an exceptional genius and super human of soughts that has been endowed with exceptional anatomical faculties to defy gravity preventing juices ingested from even springing a wee bit of leak or even moisture where the supposed intrusive object deposited is now considered most valuable DNA in the world!
When this episode is over, our victim has a job waiting for him as the military bois must surely employ him to teach their men how to control their faculties and defy gravity so that in battle they would never need to waste time attending to the call of nature!
But it doesn't matter if he had constipation or did a 'mass movement' or his canal is gravity defying. Whether from swab here or there or from a test tube our victim kept after the act is secondary. The important fact is they got probably DNA evidence doesn't matter from where or how old, perhaps?
"It's too bizarre and extraordinary as the case goes by. I have a snickering suspicion that towards the end they are going to do a TBH suicide note and said our boi kept the rubber that was used and that’s how they got the DNA!" the same same couple remarked.
“Probably the case will be concluded after the GE, no? Becoz these Pakatan fellos are not going to form the next government so the case can be concluded and go either way, power has already been won so the verdict will not have any bearing or impact on the election results, right?” I postulated.
"We are not dealing with ordinary gays or acts against nature that these two seemed to be the only one who has done it and created the greatest sin man has known to warrant a global media expose as well as crucifixion awaiting the accused." one concluded.
And what of yours truly cynicism with a tinge of sarcasm in the conclusion of our entertaining discussions..."Well, as most see it as a hypocritical case, you need lots of controversial twists and turns so that it is not anymore seen as a conspiracy but in letting the whole world know that our medical expert are genius in discovering a flurry of very exceptional medical cases rarely occurring that seem to burst forth in frequency and succession in BolehLand."
"The remarkable thing is such rare medical cases are concentrated on a singular person and singular act repeated over several times and even across borders we are told! And all these warrant us entry into the Guinness Book of Records, Ripley's Believe it or Not and even the Medical Guinness Book of Records if ever there is one!"
Aren't we all glad we are contributing to the advancement of many branches of medical, forensic studies, criminal investigation, psychology and even legal opinion and judgement with the kind of evidence being produced, explanations made, judgement passed or disapproved? Not forgetting a new branch of journalism being spawned in reporting cases that involved acts against nature that millions are boinking each sec of the day and get away with it, except our poor ole 'god sent' man, huh?
And who said BolehLand isn't a land of innovation and 'invention?' The remarkable revealations of this case as well as the still unknow how TBH died should stop the brain drain and draw many milions to come here to work and invent, pun intended, new discoveries no?
"it's such a queer queer case, no?"
YAHMEH!!!
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