The Hole and the Holy
The world's most famous and media exposed piece of anatomy is once again the talk or rather probably the most widely read piece of news of this real estate during the holy fasting month.
But is it not the picture that is making the sales of some fledgling MSM circulation hit a few thousand plus sales. Anyway given that BolehLand folks have been assaulted with minute detailed coverage of this famous orifice, it doesn't need anymore thousand words to get the picture of what it looks like in real life. The graphic details so wonderfully described in the written form in the MSMedia, what has been described and written about would perhaps beat the sales of 'The Doctor is In'. Especially so this latest case involved also those who are 'doctors' in their own speciality - forensic science that is.
In BolehLand our juveniles and school kids get to continue their sex education again a few month's of hiatus. From the art of seduction to sex toys and also basic hygience, they are now learning even more about DNA and life of sperms.
Reports in MSMedia detailing the DNA trail in this trial that focus on whose splatter, to where it was splattered mattered most ti prove who was the splatter and where it got splattered. More importantly is how long was the splatter and where it was splatted mattered most to determine if the splatter is good enough for testing to prove if the splatted splatter is the same as what was not a splatter on a 'good morning' face towel.
Gosh such splatter that matter is getting all confused because it supposedly involved experts who knows how to treat splatter specimens that mattered most!
And the scientific way of testing the splatter is just as confusing as the one who complained of having been intruded pun intended, upon in a 'tak nak but still nak buat' act not once but many times. In fact the intrusion also happened on foreign soil. Foreign elements intruding into our Tanah Melayu are not faced such publicity nor a criminal charge levied on them.
But so meone who got intruded in some foreign neighbourhood domain is taken seriously as having committed a worst criminal act than foreign elements intruding illegally into Tanah Melayu. Only in BolehLand when some acts of intrusion of 'haram masuk' or illegal entry into a foreign territory, pun intended, is less an offence - Compared to another type of intrusion on another type of territory including by foreign elements too - remember the plastic or was it rubber object? is labelled the most serious disgusting 'harm masuk' act. That also depending if which side of the political divide the perpetrator is right?
If one has closely followed the trial, another mind boggling trail on this BolehLand mystery is whether even having filed a report of some intrusion, the victim as well as his examiner are at odds on the 'virgin, non virgin, virgin, non virgin' status of that gateway! No one has yet unlocked whether the gate was opened, forcibly or willingly or some object was used to pry it open to gain ass-cess!
But the present case surrounding the splatter taken from some yonder crevice solves the case that the sanctuary was invaded and the gate got unlocked, opened and was forcibly ass-cess.ed huh?
Or is it? Since there is now doubt being cast if the splatters that mattered were not properly treatment and SOP adhered to before the testing which rendered the 'we sure nailed that a$$h@##' certainly in doubt now!
But this is BolehLand where one gets convicted even if the case mentioned a different time and space. We can convict anyone even if the act was done in a different time space dimension huh? All we need is to accept probably Hawking's space and time warp theory, that is good enough proof for our authorities!
The other cocksure reason why our local experts are more trusted than the foreign ones is there isn't any brain drain in BolehLand. So we got the best experts whose degree reads MBBS who think foreign experts are 'brain dead' fellos for trying to dispr! ove loca l experts, no?
So what if the splatter was a second ago or 99 hours ago. Our scientists are super CSI experts and their findings cannot be disputed right? And noone down under is going to downgrade or underestimate the professionalism and expertise of our local lads or in this case lass right?
Is it a coincidence that the DNA samples sound like some durian King of Fruits grade B species huh? You can't dispute the findings just as you can't dispute durian being the King of Fruits?
And what is so surprising about having splatters close to five days old still in 'pristine' condition? Hey that bugged I mean bugger felt as 'squeakily clean fresh' even without practicing basic hygience including not brushing one's teeth or even gargling after a BJ - hah!
And calling it the mysterious 'Male Y' may be intentional too as it mocks those who have so many 'why' questions' on how the identity was scientifically derived. Since they are so cocksure, pun intended, the B grade platter is the same as the 'good morning' towel stain, it silences all those doubting Thomas and put a lid on the 'why' uncertainty right?
Let's hope our BolehLand prosecutor don't do a monkey like that fellow in the TBH trial who did a self strangulation to disprove a foreign specialist.
We don't think fellows in the courtroom would want our local eagles to show how such splatter managed to land at odd spots and then having to wait another 99 hours to prove our local CSI are smarter and send our down south specialist hopping like a kangaroo back to the bush do we? But then this is BolehLand and there have been precedents of many feats that defy logic as well as nature that are proven possible right?
Besides, 99 days isn't some coincidence either. It only makes the findings more certain because in BolehLand, 99% being cocksure or less in most cases is enough evidence and sufficient to nail the a##h@##
So while BolehLand is in a holy month where even suggesting to close entertainment joints hav! e caused a furor, this hole-y affair is being aired in the open. Surely this puts a stain on a month where it is supposed to be a holy one huh?
Welcome to 1Malaysia, where sex and reports or its act know no bounds nor restrained by any religion or God for that matter, eh?
Sex, sleaze, the hole, the Holy and God seem to share the same level of attention, passion and interest by BolehLand folks every moment!
But is it not the picture that is making the sales of some fledgling MSM circulation hit a few thousand plus sales. Anyway given that BolehLand folks have been assaulted with minute detailed coverage of this famous orifice, it doesn't need anymore thousand words to get the picture of what it looks like in real life. The graphic details so wonderfully described in the written form in the MSMedia, what has been described and written about would perhaps beat the sales of 'The Doctor is In'. Especially so this latest case involved also those who are 'doctors' in their own speciality - forensic science that is.
In BolehLand our juveniles and school kids get to continue their sex education again a few month's of hiatus. From the art of seduction to sex toys and also basic hygience, they are now learning even more about DNA and life of sperms.
Reports in MSMedia detailing the DNA trail in this trial that focus on whose splatter, to where it was splattered mattered most ti prove who was the splatter and where it got splattered. More importantly is how long was the splatter and where it was splatted mattered most to determine if the splatter is good enough for testing to prove if the splatted splatter is the same as what was not a splatter on a 'good morning' face towel.
Gosh such splatter that matter is getting all confused because it supposedly involved experts who knows how to treat splatter specimens that mattered most!
And the scientific way of testing the splatter is just as confusing as the one who complained of having been intruded pun intended, upon in a 'tak nak but still nak buat' act not once but many times. In fact the intrusion also happened on foreign soil. Foreign elements intruding into our Tanah Melayu are not faced such publicity nor a criminal charge levied on them.
If one has closely followed the trial, another mind boggling trail on this BolehLand mystery is whether even having filed a report of some intrusion, the victim as well as his examiner are at odds on the 'virgin, non virgin, virgin, non virgin' status of that gateway! No one has yet unlocked whether the gate was opened, forcibly or willingly or some object was used to pry it open to gain ass-cess!
But the present case surrounding the splatter taken from some yonder crevice solves the case that the sanctuary was invaded and the gate got unlocked, opened and was forcibly ass-cess.ed huh?
Or is it? Since there is now doubt being cast if the splatters that mattered were not properly treatment and SOP adhered to before the testing which rendered the 'we sure nailed that a$$h@##' certainly in doubt now!
But this is BolehLand where one gets convicted even if the case mentioned a different time and space. We can convict anyone even if the act was done in a different time space dimension huh? All we need is to accept probably Hawking's space and time warp theory, that is good enough proof for our authorities!
The other cocksure reason why our local experts are more trusted than the foreign ones is there isn't any brain drain in BolehLand. So we got the best experts whose degree reads MBBS who think foreign experts are 'brain dead' fellos for trying to dispr! ove loca l experts, no?
So what if the splatter was a second ago or 99 hours ago. Our scientists are super CSI experts and their findings cannot be disputed right? And noone down under is going to downgrade or underestimate the professionalism and expertise of our local lads or in this case lass right?
Is it a coincidence that the DNA samples sound like some durian King of Fruits grade B species huh? You can't dispute the findings just as you can't dispute durian being the King of Fruits?
And what is so surprising about having splatters close to five days old still in 'pristine' condition? Hey that bugged I mean bugger felt as 'squeakily clean fresh' even without practicing basic hygience including not brushing one's teeth or even gargling after a BJ - hah!
And calling it the mysterious 'Male Y' may be intentional too as it mocks those who have so many 'why' questions' on how the identity was scientifically derived. Since they are so cocksure, pun intended, the B grade platter is the same as the 'good morning' towel stain, it silences all those doubting Thomas and put a lid on the 'why' uncertainty right?
Let's hope our BolehLand prosecutor don't do a monkey like that fellow in the TBH trial who did a self strangulation to disprove a foreign specialist.
We don't think fellows in the courtroom would want our local eagles to show how such splatter managed to land at odd spots and then having to wait another 99 hours to prove our local CSI are smarter and send our down south specialist hopping like a kangaroo back to the bush do we? But then this is BolehLand and there have been precedents of many feats that defy logic as well as nature that are proven possible right?
Besides, 99 days isn't some coincidence either. It only makes the findings more certain because in BolehLand, 99% being cocksure or less in most cases is enough evidence and sufficient to nail the a##h@##
So while BolehLand is in a holy month where even suggesting to close entertainment joints hav! e caused a furor, this hole-y affair is being aired in the open. Surely this puts a stain on a month where it is supposed to be a holy one huh?
Welcome to 1Malaysia, where sex and reports or its act know no bounds nor restrained by any religion or God for that matter, eh?
Sex, sleaze, the hole, the Holy and God seem to share the same level of attention, passion and interest by BolehLand folks every moment!
YAHMEH!!!
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