Can Mamak Kill Anwar With The Sex Tape ?

Some Wise Words From Experience

Sex Scandal Will Always Work (except for sexy celebs and some rather rare situations for ugly politicians).

- Mat Tonggeng -

Prologue

For those not in the know, Mat Tonggeng the #1 nemesis of Mamak actually triggered the media frenzy that subsequently lead to the death of a politician whose last name happens to be "sausage" ie. Weiner, which I believe is German or a word originally came from the German speaking regions.

Not too long ago, Mat Tonggeng decided to spruce up a domain he created especially for sexy scandal sharing - ScandalShack.com. One of the things he did was added quite a fair amount of political sex scandals into the already saucy content and along the process, he accidentally stumbled upon a gossip in a kids forum talking about a college girl who claims to have received a sexy tweet from New York Congressman Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Honestly, this must be the lamest scandal Mat Tonggeng has ever come across. The distinguished congressman wouldn't have Mat Tonggeng's attention if only his last name isn't "Weiner". Mat Tonggeng published a satire and crowned Anthony Weiner "Twitter Cock" simply because he thought a man with a name resembling a sausage tweeted a picture of his own dick (albeit wrapped up in undie) is ... pretty funny.

He has no intention to badmouth the congressman but what he doesn't know is by the time he talked about Rep. Weiner, his ScandalShack.com is actually already in the radar of some of the biggest names in media (even though the site is rated X). Immediately after the story was published, gossip guru from CNN, ABC, HufftingtonPost and even cocktalking biggies like Jon Stewart also stick to the x-rated site and even stole some ideas for his own talkshow. The next thing you know is they all have gone mad eg. CNN sent three of their star anchors including their chief just ask Mr. Weiner "Did you send the picture of your aroused dick to the college girl ?". By then I suspected that is the end of his political career. True enough, he was finally asked to fuck off by Obama. This is quite a contrast if you're comparing to Mamak, who keeps and promotes everything bad. The badder the better !

Guess what, Mat Tonggeng now even converted celebs gossip king like Perez Hilton to start bitching about politicians ... bizzare, isn't it ? Can entertainment mix with politics ? Yes and no ... you'd know soon because Mat Tonggeng will soon launch yet another endeavor to make this scandalous world a better place ... He is a total failure, so far.

Please note that Rep. Weiner is finished not because he is involved in a scandalous SEXLESS scandal. Not at all. He is toasted simply because he did a very stupid thing right in the beginning (in a wrong place like evil but civilized USA) ... He lied like Mamak (that he denied he tweeted the picture) ! Actually, he has done all the right things after that (well, I don't see what else he has done wrong ?). Still, no help. This is precisely why the Chinese says "It takes hundred of good things just to compensate one bad thing you have done ... that also no guarantee."

He should have consulted Mat Tonggeng first ... Its just too bad they aren't connected. Maybe they will in the near future because I got wind Mat Tonggeng will soon launched a "morally upright" version of ScandalShack.com ... Watch out you scandalous politikus.

In any case, Mat Tonggeng has stopped talking about political sex scandal ever since he has triggered the disaster upon Mr. Sausage which was never intended that way ... He felt sorry for for the sausage and he is now finding a way to sensationalize scandal without killing the star unnecessarily.

Back to our business. So, can Mamak kill Anwar with an explicit sex tape ? Actually more than explicit, the sex tape also comes with an Oath Sworn Bloodily in front of Allah as well as in the court of law !

Is this the end of Anwar ? If not, what has Mamak done wrong ? What can Mamak possibly do to ensure the sex scandal kills Anwar like Anthony Weiner or John Edwards ? Is Anwar being smart to deny he is not the Chickenman (I don't mean he is ...) ? Is it even worthwhile for the Mamak to pursue the sex scandal ? What are the alternatives ? What's next ... ? Or is this the end of Mamak ?

Do you want my opinion ? Ask. If Mamak wants a clue ... one of the clues is right in this blog. I won't talk to Mamak unless he first call me "Tuan". Else, I won't say no more. I am tired. I gotta give Mat Tonggeng a hand ... He needs help more than Anwar does.

Anyway, Mamak can always ask Suzheng the Yellow Emperor or the Yellow Eunuch (depending on who you talk to ... ) ? He seems to have an idea or two ... His "Banana Theory" beats Stephen Hawking's "Blackhole Theory" for real.

Have a nice weekend.

Oh, if you're into scandals but do not want to visit any NSFW (Not Safe For Work) website like ScandalShack.com ... just wait. A new one will be created just for the purpose (most likely called Goodizen or something like that ...). It will try to publish scandalous shits minus all the tits and pubes (tough shit !). I think Mat Tonggeng will be detained under ISA in the evil states of USA eventually. Already, he made Hilary Clinton doesn't know where to place her face now ... Mat Tonggeng simply have no clue what is it like to be involved in scandal exposing business. He is no Botak, so, he must be stupid. But then stupid people are generally good people, aren't they ?

By the way, Mat Tonggeng has accidentally slit off some of his Johhny foreskin ... Is he now considered a Constitution Malay ? Or Must he join KIMMA first?