Monyet King predicts things that will not happen in 2012

As you know, HRH Monyet King is very wordly and wise. While all the other so-called smart-people out there are predicting what will happen next year, His Highness has taken a contrarian approach. Here he predicts 12 things that will definitely not happen in 2012.
1. Ibrahim Ali WILL NOT win the Nobel Prize for Literature (or Physics or Chemistry). Yes, I know some of you will be disappointed but the Norwegian Nobel Prize Committee will not be sending out any invitations to Pasir Mas next year.2. Perkasa WILL NOT be merging with the MCA or the DAP or the Gerakan.3. Karpal Singh, Lim Kit Siang, Nik Aziz and Hadi WILL NOT be retiring from politics although they will be more than 500 years old next year. So you youngsters in Pakatan, take a number and stand in line.4. The first lady Rosmah Mansor, Home Minister Hishamuddin Hussein Onn, MIC president Palanivel, MCA President Chua Soil Kek and Gerakan president Koh Tsu Koon, WILL NOT win the most popular person in Malaysia award. So if you are RM's fan, sorry lah – try again in 2013.5. Tun Mahathir WILL NOT be keeping quiet despite being older than Yoda. With his philosophy of prodding, poking, stabbing and whacking his successors, he WILL NOT go away quietly.6. Hassan Ali WILL NOT be visiting the Vatican. Despite his keen interest in 12th century Roman architecture and Renaissance Art, Hassan WILL NOT be boarding that plane to Rome.7. The Malaysian football team WILL NOT be feared around the world. I know some of you might think otherwise, but the reality is our team will struggle to break 150 in the world ranking. The only teams that may fear us are Bangladesh and Papua New Guinea.8. The Malaysian space programme WILL NOT land a man on Mars or the Moon or the Sun. Our space programme WILL NOT be going anywhere, except perhaps to Uranus.9. Sodomy WILL NOT be made legal in Malaysia. Sigh. Sorry lah bro (yes, yes, I know who you are). If you are gay, all the political parties WILL NOT accept you, despite their seemingly liberal and mode! rn outlo ok.10. The year-round racial, religious and political rhetoric WILL NOT go away.11. Malaysians WILL NOT become divided, hate or kill each other. Despite the constant evil prodding by unscrupulous politicians, most Malaysians WILL NOT be swayed. Some people who stand to gain from Malaysians being divided WILL NOT give up and continue spewing hatred.12. HRH Monyet King WILL NOT become the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Despite numerous requests by thousands of Malaysians, HRH will decline the offer, preferring to focus on writing gibberish on his blog.
p.s.
A special message for the imbeciles among you
The world WILL NOT end in 2012
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